Salman plans sequels of Bodyguard

The huge success of his latest brainless flick Bodyguard has pepped up Salman Khan to come up with a series of sequels. The first one titled DRIVER will be released in September 2012 in the Vishwakarma-Puja weekend. The next one in the series has been tentatively titled PEON. The last one in the series will be SWEEPER, in which Salman Khan will be trying to relive the era of Hindi cinema when every other movie had a coolie or a worker in the lead role. His producer brother Arbaaz Khan was confident that SWEEPER will sweep Box Office so badly that multiplexes might have to screen just one movie. These movies will reaffirm how much down-to-earth Salman is and how much he thinks of the Aam Aadmi.

Industry sources have confirmed that the distribution rights for all the three movies have already been sold for a mind-boggling sum of 1,76,000 Crore Rupees which makes up for the loss in 2G scam. After securing the release of A Raja from jail, Salman will try to go for another blockbuster BEGGAR with the title song 'AE RAJA, JAIL ME NA JAA' penned by Kanimojhi during her stay in Tihar Jail. The movie will revolve around the monetary crisis faced by politicians in India: how they have to struggle to loot public money.

Congress invites Multi-Crore Tenders for Digvijay, Sibal

In an interesting move, the core committee of congress has decided to invite tenders from interested companies to keep Digvijay Singh, Kapil Sibal and Manish Tewari mum in near future. Congress is offering a total of 20 Crores per year for regulating all three of them. In case, a firm is interested in only one leader, they will be paid 6 crore per year. It was accepted that all the three leaders have caused great loss to the party and its election prospects. Losses are estimated to be as much as 50 lac votes per speech for Kapil Sibal, 15 lacs for Manish Tewari and none for Digvijay Singh as no one takes him seriously now.


With elections in UP round the corner, there is a sense of urgency in deputing reputed firms on the job of keeping the maverick leaders silent and engaging them in their routine work. There were suggestions of employing Perfetti for the job as it owns the reputed product Center Fresh which is effective in 'Jubaan pe rakhe lagaam'. Moreover, the statements by these leaders have left other congress leaders faceless and sometimes shameless in front of media and some of them had to walk out of TV studios recently. Even MOC (Madam-Of-Control) seems to have approved this. Lets see who takes up the responsibility apart from volunteer Anna Hazare.

Sources say that some frustrated leaders were shouting the slogan:

Soniya Ji ke teen bandar:

Digvijay

Manish

Kapil Sibal

Proposal To Legalise Bribe in India

Keeping in view the huge losses they will have to incur, senior beaurocrats and ministers have advised the central government to bring a bill to legalize bribe along with the Lokpal bill. Alternatively, they can also make provisions for legal bribe in the Lokpal Bill itself.

Sources in the UPA government have said that the B-team has also threatened them to start a bigger agitation than the recent one, if their demand is not accepted. The agitations will be led by Manna Karore, a retired air force pilot.