Congress invites Multi-Crore Tenders for Digvijay, Sibal

In an interesting move, the core committee of congress has decided to invite tenders from interested companies to keep Digvijay Singh, Kapil Sibal and Manish Tewari mum in near future. Congress is offering a total of 20 Crores per year for regulating all three of them. In case, a firm is interested in only one leader, they will be paid 6 crore per year. It was accepted that all the three leaders have caused great loss to the party and its election prospects. Losses are estimated to be as much as 50 lac votes per speech for Kapil Sibal, 15 lacs for Manish Tewari and none for Digvijay Singh as no one takes him seriously now.


With elections in UP round the corner, there is a sense of urgency in deputing reputed firms on the job of keeping the maverick leaders silent and engaging them in their routine work. There were suggestions of employing Perfetti for the job as it owns the reputed product Center Fresh which is effective in 'Jubaan pe rakhe lagaam'. Moreover, the statements by these leaders have left other congress leaders faceless and sometimes shameless in front of media and some of them had to walk out of TV studios recently. Even MOC (Madam-Of-Control) seems to have approved this. Lets see who takes up the responsibility apart from volunteer Anna Hazare.

Sources say that some frustrated leaders were shouting the slogan:

Soniya Ji ke teen bandar:


Digvijay

Manish
Kapil Sibal

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